latest goss...

I hav a hit counter!! How awesome is dat??? Totalli ppls. LOL. omg. now i can so see how many time yous looks at my blogger. and its a supper hot design. I chose it meself. it does, i quoting from the simpson (that yellow ppl we luv so much), "makes sexy look like a church". aint it hot?? it onli says 1 now but soon itll have like, 1000000, coz, admit guys, im so popularity. just like the simpson. who doesnt luv da simpson? i tink its da gratest sho eva. i so totally relative to liza cause she so smart alec. like me. omg we are such brill ppl. so yeah...if you com to my site, chek out my hit count. and dont even try to press refresh. thats chettin. plus i thought i a head (coz me so smarty. LAWL.) and disabile dat functional. it onli works unique hits. newayz i g2g. cyas laterz.
xoxo gossipgirl

"after rehearsal, we will f u"

OMG. I saw the funniest thing on my friend's mobile yesterday. OMGROFLLOLMAO. I was goin thru his msgs and I finded the weirdoest n most funni thing I have ever readed. One of his msgs was from his 'rents and it sayed: "after rehearsal, we will f u". LOL??? How funni is dat? No suss at all. I showd it to every1 and totally embarrassd him. Its wat i do. We was all lyk, "wtf?" and then he was lyk "f u" stands for "follow up", wateva dat means and jus freaken ruin da joke. But seriously, it was the most hilaros thing i ever saw. His 'rents seriously need a lessen or 2 with granmar and english and stuf lyk dat. OMG LOL. I lyk, spent an our lahffin at dat. But seriously, I told him dat f he has any problemoes at home, he shud speak to a council worker. So toodays leson is dat: I tink he's family have serious familiar issues. wen i told him dat, he jus said "f u", witch i totali now no means "follow up".

NEwayz, u kno u luv me.
x0x0 gossipgirl

the identity of gossipgirl REVEALED

so this is our third consecutive post in the last 10 minutes. searching up gosspgirl on google-images give you the regular hits but try alternatives like: gossipboy, gossipguy, gossipman, gossipchild.... very amusing stuff. the picture to the left was one of the hits i got when i typed in gossipman.

anyways getting to the point... there's been much speculation about the identitiy of gossipgirl but i can dispell all rumours because I KNOW WHO GOSSIPGIRL IS..... because I AM GOSSIPGIRL....

... and that's a picture of me. surprised right?

xoxo gossipgirl

povery-chic

we're going for a very cheap, computer-illiterate look for this blog. it's an outlet for out creative shittiness. as you can see, we didn't bother cropping out the text from the picture nor did we bother making it fit the box evenly. tell us what you think. did we achieve our desired look? any suggestions.
xoxo gossipgirl

i am a whore

i think, in essence, i am a whore. yeah yeah yeah. what can i say? i just love strutting my stuff on my corner. cash only. although i do accept visa accepted more places in the world. no american express, it charges exortianist rates.
xoxo gossipgirl