Steve Jobs ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT?!?

So, due to the huge amounts of visitors coming to my blog ever since my pre-release coverage of the iPhone 2.0, I've decided to remove my hit counter - it overloaded thrice. So you can ignore my 'I am Lisa Simpson' post of my excitement over the installation of a hit-counter (Those were the days, man). I did sound like a had a little to drink anyway, didn't I? Well, I am a recovering alcoholic after all, but that's a personal detail I'll touch on another time...

And onto other hot goss...
Bill Gates retired like...a few weeks ago. Good on him, old Billy-boy, bringing us the infamous blue screen of death for the second time in his career. His long time copy-cat rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, the one who creeps me out, may follow his lead and soon also retire. You heard it hear first on Gossip Girl. And no surprise if he announces his (long-awaited) death at an Apple Keynote speech on the first anniversary of his retirement. ;) Steve, I Love your computers, dislike your phones and definitely steer clear from you. Wow, I sound like one of his employees... But seriously, black skivvy with jeans?? Don't go there. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him wear anything else...

The (ego)maniac himself in his trademark get-on. Such a poser.
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Speaking of Bill Gates, this week Windows Update wreaked havoc for ZoneAlarm users, of which I am one. You eager beavers at Microsoft can celebrate the company death later. "I want (hot)Fix now!...Pretty please?".

Well, we've all gotta die someday, right?

But before then, stay in school, kids. Otherwise you'd end up like me: rich, popular, uber-successful...
On that note...
xoxo,
Gossip Girl

Disclaimer: The author wishes to stress that this is a mere possibility. The author cannot guarantee the accuracy/certainty of the contents of the article, as the party(s) mentioned above are yet to confirm the news.