2008: The Scandal

What a year it's been...
Let's see what I've achieved:
Get my hands on the iPhone 3G before anyone else?
Check.
Announce Steve Job's retirement before he did?
Check.
Bless a certain celebrities disfigured bundle of joy?
Check.
Bitch Bitch Bitch?
Check, Check and Check.
Be wonderful and fabulous?
Always my friends, always.

Happy New Year; it's going to be a big one.

xoxo,
gg.