An ALL NEW ORIGINAL SERIES hits ABC in '09

Anyone hear about Script Frenzy? Basically: 30 Days, 100 pages of script. I'm planning to do an autobiographical TV series, which will obviously be titled Gossip Girl. Here's a synopsis of what I've got so far:
The year is 2007. A girl returns to New York, specifically the Upper East Side, after unexpectedly leaving six months earlier. She has returned, but her friends have moved on with their own lives. Will she find her feet again? Or will she fall into the trap of that sleazy half-friend half-foe sleaze of a sleaze of a son of her mother's boyfriend?
I know it sounds like ,it might not work, or that it's smarter and wittier than anything you've ever seen, but that's the whole point. I wanted to do something that was fresh and original, but at the same time, something that hit close to home for me. What better than to write about my own life, eh? I've even received offers from ABC already, who says their "looking forward to see this script make the screen". So keep an eye out, fall of 09, for Gossip Girl.

Caption: Some Upper East Siders are shocked and excited about the news. Finally, a show about their extravagant lifestyles.
xoxo,
Gossip
Girl.

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She's pretentious. There I said it. She's trying too hard to be something that she's not. And also, cut the good girl act. How long 'til she sells out? We'll just wait and see...
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xoxo

Disclaimer: The author wishes to stress that this is a fictitious account. Any relations to real people are purely coincidental.