You've probably all wondered when I'm going to show up on my own show. Well, the answer is: in this season's finale, tentatively titled The Goodbye Gossip Girl. Josh has been begging me to star ever since the pilot, but I'm just not into the whole célébrité thing; I'd rather watch and laugh. But after he offered me a hot night out (he's been desperate to get into my pants) as a bribe, I agreed to go on the show, on the one condition that he would leave me alone. So, here I am, blogging from the set and totally bored. Sorry, but the storyline is so crap, he can't write for crap. Anyway, if you're tuning into the finale, be sure to keep an eye out for me. I won't be appearing per se, but if you're paying attention, you'll see me. Just look out for me:
Me says: "Hi. I'm not Kristen Bell. Gossip Girl is not Kristen Bell. Quit asking me that."
Disclaimer: The author wishes to stress that this is a fictitious account. Any relations to real people are purely coincidental. xoxo,
GG
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