World's first review of the Apple iPad by Gossip Girl

the biggest disappointment for me regarding the Apple iPad is that you cannot run windows virtually on it. You might remember that a while back I ranked bootcamp as my favorite Apple product. Shame that they didn't include it when they made the iPad. The device, in terms of design, features and hardware, is mediocre enough, but not giving the users a choice of OS to run was Steve's biggest mistake. When I read that it was not windows-enabled in the press release that Apple sent out with the test units, I immediately lost all of the little bit of hope that I had for the device. So, I naturally refused to use and, therefore, review the device. This is a Gossip Girl FIRST. Not only that, it's a WORLD FIRST. So if you plan to buy an iPad in the not too distant future, buy at your own risk, cause you're on your own from here to your nearest Apple store.
I think I'm just going to give the iPad test unit that Apple gifted me to a friend or a hobo or something, cause I sure have no use for it, other than as a placemat or a paperweight, and even for that purpose it fails, due to its impractically desgined rounded ass and lightness. It's official. WORST. PAPERWEIGHT. EVER.

xoxo,
GG

posted from my HP Envy.

Disclaimer: The author wishes to stress that this is a fictitious account. Any relations to real people are purely coincidental.